Dear Fat Jeans,

I know I haven't loved you as much in the past. In fact, I've hated you. I did love you that day I got you buttoned up when Ian was a week old. But other than that day, I've never really liked you. But right now, I NEED you. I realize you are probably still angry with me for not needing you last winter. I'm sorry. I just LOVED that smaller pair SO MUCH. And you were too baggy. But right now, the other pair can't do for me what you can do. I want you back.

I know you are hiding from me. I will find you. You are in a very tricky hiding spot and that's okay. I understand that I took you for granted. I will find you today and I will wear you and love you. At least until my bottom gets smaller again.

Love/Hate,
Juliann