So here I am in time out. I explained to Claire that if I didn't have a time out right now, I was going to start spanking bums (which I have only done a few times) and I'd rather not have battered children so here I sit reflecting the word that started this...jump in my blood pressure.
MANDATORY
White Trash Moment #739
Who: Juliann and children
What: Mandatory group appointment
When: 3-4pm
Where: DHMC
Why: WHO THE HECK KNOWS!
Description: For pregnant women who are too busy/dumb to read a pregnancy book. And to fill out paperwork.
I'd rather not go any further. I don't want this post to be too negative. Instead I'll talk about some of life's new joys.
Subway. 6 inches of HEAVEN...veggie sub on Italian herb and cheese bread. American cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles, Olives, Red onions, Bell peppers, Banana peppers, a HUGE handful of Jalapeno peppers, plain red vinegar.
Limes. Just one lime. 2 will make my tummy sick. But when eaten like an orange, especially in the bathtub, is truly one of life's pleasures. My dentist would give me a lashing if she knew.
My mouth is watering.
MANDATORY
White Trash Moment #739
Who: Juliann and children
What: Mandatory group appointment
When: 3-4pm
Where: DHMC
Why: WHO THE HECK KNOWS!
Description: For pregnant women who are too busy/dumb to read a pregnancy book. And to fill out paperwork.
I'd rather not go any further. I don't want this post to be too negative. Instead I'll talk about some of life's new joys.
Subway. 6 inches of HEAVEN...veggie sub on Italian herb and cheese bread. American cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles, Olives, Red onions, Bell peppers, Banana peppers, a HUGE handful of Jalapeno peppers, plain red vinegar.
Limes. Just one lime. 2 will make my tummy sick. But when eaten like an orange, especially in the bathtub, is truly one of life's pleasures. My dentist would give me a lashing if she knew.
My mouth is watering.
10 comments:
Well, what about family who don't read everyone else's blogs? How are THEY suppose to know you're having a baby if you don't put it on the family blog? Congrats!
i am so glad that "teddy" has another person to love and squeeze him!!
oh, the meeting went that good huh?
YUM, that sandwich looks soo good. oh, baby. Yeah, those 'meetings' are so completely ridiculous. I sucked up every second of it with my first and then flat out refused the rest. What are they going to do, not let you have your baby? sorry you had to go through that. Next time, just say no. ;)
So, the group thing totally sucked? Sounds weird anyway... Glad that you found something yummy to eat.... Good call, making sure the unborn doesn't get SCURVY! Nerd! No one eats limes in the bath tub!
You came out of the closet (with child) now your in the bath tub with limes good greef I can't keep up with ya. Make it chocolate and I'll be there.
I am totally hearing you on needing a timeout. I love sending myself to the naughty step for some much needed r&r!
Juliann, I love your honesty and wit. Can I get some on a big sandwich - and hey, you're pregnant - they have deals on 12 inch sandwiches, you know.
I think pickles have a special place in a pregnant woman's heart!
they started doing that to me with child number 2-they would just die if they knew i had 5!
of which you were #4!
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