How do you like your goldfish?

I like mine eaten, stewed around in a tiny belly, half digested, then vomited down into my cleavage. But only if we are at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere in the pouring rain. Luckily I bought a new outfit while on our trip (more on that trip later, perhaps tomorrow) so I had something to wear home. But my bra was soaked, so I didn't wear it. I figured since we were in Vermont, no one would notice.