Ian's to do list

Wake up at 3am. Play in crib. Scream until Mom comes. Then scream for Dad. Get out of crib. Play with sleeping sister. Go back to sleep. Wake up at a normal hour. Crawl in Mom's bed. Poke at her. Fall out of bed. Cry. Eat eggs. Drink water from flower vase. Throw eggs on floor. Time out. Help Mom empty dishwasher. Pull gasket type thing off from around inside of dishwasher. Go play kitties with Claire. Hit sister. Time out. Crawl up onto sisters bed. Throw everything off sisters bed. Including self. Weeee! Cry. Note to self, landing hurts. Poop. Get diaper changed and touch poopy bum. Get clothes on. Sit in crib and watch Baby Shakespeare while Mom showers. Scream if the battery on DVD player dies. Get shoes on. When door opens run for my bike! Get strapped in the car, against my will. Flirt with other cute baby while sister is in ballet. Put on sisters tap shoes. Walk around like a manly man in them. Push button on water cooler. Watch water spill. Laugh. Time out. Eat lunch. Take sister to preschool. Fall asleep in car on way home. Sleep for 20 minutes to ruin my nap....Cry for the rest of the afternoon because I'm exhausted. Go to time out for being grouchy and throwing things. Cry when I see Dad. Cry when Mom makes me eat. Look at Dad with sad teary eyes until he crumbles. Cry when sister looks at me. Cry in bath. Cry during story. Cry in crib. Fall asleep crying.